Have you ever been with someone and you knew it was over? Maybe even worse than that, you both knew it was over? In our current society I am almost certain that this happens all the time. Couples that would otherwise leave each other or divorce are forced to stay together for a multitude of reasons, the least of which being financial, but others probably include comfort or familiarity.

In A Separation, Katie Kitamura uses  wealth to help remove these chains to help us work through the story. These are two people who can afford to leave each other, and based on Christopher’s affairs, they probably should. Our wife never gives us a name (or if we discover it it’s so quick that we miss it) and speaks in first person as she narrates us through her search.

She and her husband live in London, but they have agreed to separate and not let anyone know just yet. When his mother Isabella calls to ask where he is, our narrator is sent on a journey to a small luxury hotel in Greece where he was last known to be, according to his mother. It’s a fire-razed area due to arson committed by local feuding farming families, and if you aren’t careful or even looking for it, you’ll miss all the symbolism up front prior to the discovery of Christopher’s body about halfway through the book. This is not a spoiler, you already know that’s what’s coming.

The first half of this book takes you through her decision and resolve to finally end things, to let go and start anew. The second half shows us what we do when we are forced to let go, the steps necessary for moving on. The entirety is told in a narrative voice that reflects the profession of a translator, which the narrator is in the story, and conveys events as they happened in a prose that is almost completely emotionless. Not to sound like a pretentious asshole, but I kind of liked this because it presented a blank slate onto which I could project my imagined emotions based on the character on display at the time and based on my own experience of being cheated on.

So that’s what you can expect from the book itself, but what do I think personally? The first half of the book was very exciting. Despite the deadpan prose I KNEW the husband was dead and I couldn’t wait to find out how. Seeing her make her way around the rural town in Greece revealed a soap opera-esque setup where his only destiny could have been murder. After we discover his murder, the book becomes very mundane and not until the very end do you get the whole picture of this book’s intention, which I believe to be that even a separation comes with commitments. You can move on from something, but if you don’t do it well you will always be chained to it. It is essential to be decisive, to stand up for yourself and what you want, or you could be a slave to something for the rest of your life.

Full disclosure though, if I got 3,000,000 pounds because my estranged husband died and no one knew we had “separated” I would take the money and use it. I know where my limits are and if the man didn’t want to be legally beholden to me he should have taken the ring off it. JUST SAYIN’.

Read it or not, it’s a meh in my book.

I have not watched Stranger Things. The husband watched it and I caught glimpses of it as I moved from room to room doing other stuff. It seemed very normal ’80s type stuff with creepy undertones. What made it seem creepy was that things were juuuuuuuust not quite right.  It’s like how you look at a picture on the wall and you know, you KNOW it’s crooked but it’s SO CLOSE that you try to ignore it because you don’t want to get up, you’re comfy dammit.

This book is like that. I really enjoyed being taken back to the days of ’90s video rental places (RIP Blockbuster). Someone has been recording snippets of very dark home movies on certain tapes and returning them, and other customers are starting to find them and complain. Honestly I’m surprised the characters don’t start sculpting things with mashed potatoes. Our main character is Jeremy, who lost his mom to a terrible car accident when he was a teenager. He lives with his dad and works at the video store. The store owner Sarah Jane gets wrapped up in our endeavor too, and Jeremy’s crush Stephanie joins his team when something doesn’t seem right and requires investigation.

Parallel to the present day story is the story of the Sample family, Dad, Mom, and daughter Lisa, who is our present day creepy lady in an old farmhouse with a dark secret and a very photogenic barn.  Set in the ’70s Mom Sample runs off with a strange, gross, strip mall church congregation and the effects on Lisa may have been…not positive?

Of course we also have a family that discovers the rusting remains of all these events after they decide to buy the very same farmhouse to retire in. They decide to investigate and find that all of our past characters still live nearby.

Over all of it we get the occasional 4th wall thrown in our face because there is a narrator that we forget about until they burst back in, pulling us up into the sky above the action, implying that other timelines went a different way but this one we are observing is the most important or interesting or devastating one.

I expected this to be a kind of alien story. It wasn’t.

I thought it might turn into “The Ring.” It didn’t.

Maybe a horror story where there are crazy murders in remote farmhouse basements? Nope.

Some reviews say it’s a story that drags out the missing mother trope. Well, okay but you have to dig kind of deeply for that. It reads like a thriller, but there are no sociopaths or serial killers to be found. I finished the book today and if I have any feelings about it they center around the idea that it is very difficult to completely escape a small town, and that even when you do part of it stays with you wherever you go, like a key in a junk drawer that no longer has a matching lock.

This is an enjoyable read until you realize that it’s not going anywhere you expect it to, indeed it seems to go nowhere at all. Perhaps something about my experience kept the emotional connection out of my reach. I would encourage you to seek out other reviews on the web about this book. They are mixed, and for good reason. This book is mixed up and perhaps never truly decided what it wanted to be before publication. It’s a shame too, because there are many satisfying ways it could have gone – and it’s the hope that one of those paths would come to fruition that kept me reading.

This debut novel takes on a magical journey through the life of a troublemaking, bad-grade-getting, computer nerdish teenage boy in the ’80s. Think you’re ready? You’re wrong. There are spoilers because this is one of those books that I would rather spoil it for you than have you waste time reading it. So if you want to read it without spoilers, stop here.

The book started innocently enough, with a boy (Billy) who can’t concentrate on school because he’s so into making programs and games on his Commodore 64. His mom gets SO UPSET when his report card is bad she takes away the power cord and hides it. But she very conveniently for the plot has a night job at a grocery store (like an honest to god grocery store, open 24 hours?) so he uses the combination that he figured out to retrieve it to use his computer anyway in the evenings while she’s gone.

Still with me? Cool.

So our hero has a couple of friends. One with a deformed hand that he was born with that they call “The Claw” (classy) and the other who seems to have unlimited access to money. Now our group is REALLY into Vannah White, and this story just happens to happen when her notorious Playboy issue came out and these guys. want. that. magazine. They try to think up different ways of getting it, from asking a skeevy stranger to buy it for them to eventually going in with the high school bully on a plan TO ROB THE STORE because unlimited $$$ buddy:

(a) did a presale of photocopies of the pictures and
(b) lost all the money he collected

Still with me? No? That’s good because I’m already angry about the minimal time this book took to read and I’m reliving it all for your benefit right now.

Nothing so far has been extra spoilerish but some spoilers are coming now so seriously stop if you are actually planning to read this book.

So the shop owner who carries the Playboys has a daughter, who we discover is also a computer geek. When the boys do their first “dress up like adults and pretend to be 18 to buy the magazine” shenanigans he talks to her and she tells him about a contest for video game design. He tells her he has one going and they agree to work together on it for the contest. When the murder of boys decides that ROBBING THE STORE is the best way to get to the nakey Vannah, they decide that our main character is gonna “how to lose a guy in ten days” the passcode to the alarm out of her.

1. Her mom died of stomach cancer and the tape she made them before she dies plays on a loop in the store. (Guardians of the Galaxy style)
2. They make fun of her for being fat BUT SHE IS PREGNANT WITH THE BABY OF THE OLDER TEEN THAT CONVINCES THEM TO ROB THE STORE AND SHE LIED AND SAID HE STOLE TO GET HIM OUT OF THE STORE BECAUSE HE USED TO WORK THERE AND IT GOT AWKWARD AFTER THEY SEXY TIMED. omg I’m so mad about this book I need a breath.

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Okay I feel better. So throughout this book we have three major things happening. Billy and Mary are working to design his game The Impossible Fortress for this contest to win a newer computer. Billy, Clark, and Alf (yes, Alf) are planning to get this Playboy magazine by robbing the store with the older kid who got Mary pregnant. And Billy is falling for Mary whom he betrays and then has to win back because their game is a finalist in the competition.

This book is trying WAY TOO HARD. And halfway through the book I wished I had been keeping track of all the 80s references, it was like this book was cowritten by a cluster of Member Berries from South Park.

Half of the young adults reading this book aren’t going to get half of the references, and the other half they are only going to get because Care Bears and Pound Puppies are actually still on tv. I could barely follow some of them. This book digs deep into the 80s and presents them to children that hold computers in their hands, the coding for which is so advanced beyond anything that was done in this book. And what was the purpose of including teen pregnancy? To be controversial? It’s completely unnecessary. I ask the same of the purpose of this book.

I feel like I would rather direct you to Ready Player One with its dystopian future and its too convenient ending than have you read this book and feel as empty as I did at the end of it. It went everywhere and then nowhere and you’re left wondering what the fuck just happened. They are luring you in with nerd culture but they hand you nothing. Don’t fall for it. Jason Rekulak has a debut novel here. Perhaps his next one will be a good novel.